Comments for "Wife Will Never Touch a Gun Again" Video at VideoSift.com

By Obsidianfire

Obsidianfire (http://history.videosift.com/member/Obsidianfire) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:48:45 -0700

Life or death situation, not a good time to joke.

By tagomi77

tagomi77 (http://history.videosift.com/member/tagomi77) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:25:09 -0700

... and he will never have sex again.

By seltar

seltar (http://history.videosift.com/member/seltar) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:49:05 -0700

^Worth it, so I could laugh out loud!

By Duckman33

Duckman33 (http://duckman.videosift.com) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:25:27 -0700

Life or death only if the gun was loaded. Hopefully he was not stupid enough to pull that prank with his wife holding a loaded gun. The look on her face still made me laugh.

By Trancecoach

Trancecoach (http://history.videosift.com/member/Trancecoach) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:06:07 -0700

And what state of the union does this lovely couple reside in? $20 says is S. of the Mason Dixon.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:59:13 -0700

*FEAR

By siftbot

siftbot (http://history.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:59:13 -0700

Adding video to channels (Fear) - requested by rottenseed.

By HenningKO

HenningKO (http://history.videosift.com/member/HenningKO) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:25:51 -0700

Harsh. What could she have done to deserve "a husband's revenge"?

By sometimes

sometimes (http://history.videosift.com/member/sometimes) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:24:01 -0700

it's going to take a lot of flowers before he convinces her to touch his gun again.

By Razor

Razor (http://history.videosift.com/member/Razor) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:33:05 -0700

Wow, that's practically grounds for divorce =P

By tonyandronda

tonyandronda (http://history.videosift.com/member/tonyandronda) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:47:50 -0700

That is SO wrong. (Did she yell "I'M HIT!"?) Never joke with a firearm. Ever. Dead loved ones aren't funny.

By Lithic

Lithic (http://history.videosift.com/member/Lithic) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:29:50 -0700

This was a good joke in my book, not only did it scare the crap out of her but she hopefully learnt something in the process: some respect for firearms. Maybe before she picks one up again she'll learn some proper handling. Or better yet maybe she won't pick one up again. And no, by the way she was playing with it she did not know anything about guns before this.

This is all provided it wasnt loaded of course. If it was that guy needs to brun in hell and his wife with him for playing with a loaded firearm.

By Shepppard

Shepppard (http://history.videosift.com/member/Shepppard) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:51:02 -0700

... Yeah, she does yell "I'm Hit"..

I'm curious as to what, because the gun didn't go off, and he wasn't using any firecrackers that launch anything.

By dag

dag (http://dag.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:34:25 -0700

Wow, he's a catch.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://history.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:44:05 -0700

Ah, the female mind works differently than ours: maybe she was hit emotionally.

By bellman

bellman (http://history.videosift.com/member/bellman) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:58:59 -0700

Wife will never touch husband's dick again.

By choggie

choggie (http://history.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:08:29 -0700

"And what state of the union does this lovely couple reside in? $20 says is S. of the Mason Dixon."

.......$20 dollars and an invitation to kiss my rusty badge, emo.....

By muddro

muddro (http://history.videosift.com/member/muddro) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:16:58 -0700

meh, so what if she'll never touch him again. she probably hadn't touched him for ages anyway. besides, look at her. that was worth the lawl.

By spoco2

spoco2 (http://history.videosift.com/member/spoco2) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:01:32 -0700

He's a dick for pulling the stunt, she's a dick for playing with a real gun in that manner.

A pair of dicks.

How sweet.

By jimnms

jimnms (http://history.videosift.com/member/jimnms) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:36:54 -0700

Here's a longer version

By choggie

choggie (http://history.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:40:22 -0700

ohhhh yes jimmmmns, let's look longer and harder at dumb fuckers useful to moronic free association,a pulpit for yet another, misguided aversion to tools, or a desire to reinforce the idea of people fucking up, or perhaps simply some clever shit to say, yes, more banter, please??!

By lucky760

lucky760 (http://lucky760.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:41:46 -0700

Sounds like shenanigans (according to AOTS). In the longer version you see more shots from behind the window and the table setup is very different from the shot when the prank actually happens. (A red cup is there before then it's gone and an Aquafina bottle magically appears in its place.)

Their other observations are: Why is she sitting on the porch of their house? Why is she sitting there for several minutes continually repeating the same motions?

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:56:00 -0700

>> ^spoco2:
He's a dick for pulling the stunt, she's a dick for playing with a real gun in that manner.

A pair of dicks.

How sweet.

???

By nibiyabi

nibiyabi (http://nibiyabi.videosift.com) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:41:24 -0700

I can't bring myself to vote unless I somehow learn what she did to bring this on.

By MrConrads

MrConrads (http://history.videosift.com/member/MrConrads) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:31:50 -0700

I can't help but think that a natural reaction would have been to clinch her fists due to the fear thus pulling the trigger.

By choggie

choggie (http://history.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:56:13 -0700

I can't seem to dislodge this barnacle from the hull.....

By CamW

CamW (http://history.videosift.com/member/CamW) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:29:21 -0700

i just love the "awww c'mon baby"

By Payback

Payback (http://history.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:07:05 -0700

For those of you wondering what she did to bring this on... WATCH THE LONGER VERSION.

Chog, maybe apologize to Jimmins, the longer video should have been used, it provides the back story...

Early on Mr. Mohawk says (paraphrase) "After a morning of teaching my wife to properly handle/care for a gun, and telling her not to touch it while I go somethingsomething, here she is, fiddling away, time for some husband's revenge"

She was told not to handle the gun without him present. Actually a fairly sound idea for someone with no real experience in guns. Kinda a fucked up response though. Makes me have doubts of HIS ability to handle firearms.

For those who say he won't be gettin any for a while. I look at the entire video and wonder if that is necessarily a bad thing.

By MINK

MINK (http://history.videosift.com/member/MINK) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:38:21 -0700

guns != funny.

By notarobot

notarobot (http://history.videosift.com/member/notarobot) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:34:39 -0700

In the sequel, she turns and shoots.

By grahamslam

grahamslam (http://history.videosift.com/member/grahamslam) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:53:34 -0700

>> ^lucky760:
Sounds like shenanigans (according to AOTS). In the longer version you see more shots from behind the window and the table setup is very different from the shot when the prank actually happens. (A red cup is there before then it's gone and an Aquafina bottle magically appears in its place.)

Their other observations are: Why is she sitting on the porch of their house? Why is she sitting there for several minutes continually repeating the same motions?

I thought it was fake the first time I saw it. Not only does she sit there playing with it for long enough for him to see her, get the camcorder, get some fireworks, perfectly frame the shot so you can see him sneak up in the background without her seeing him do it, but she is acting like she's trying to figure out how to act like she's messing with a gun. And with him being so close behind her, I would think she could hear the lighter.

By pho3n1x

pho3n1x (http://pho3n1x.videosift.com) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:58:41 -0700

the fireworks he's playing with look like the kind that are just rings of gunpowder in a plastic gun.

By Drachen_Jager

Drachen_Jager (http://history.videosift.com/member/Drachen_Jager) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:01:58 -0700

From the haircut he looks like a Marine. Friend of yours Gunrock?

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:21:58 -0700

Nah. He's too fat.... but then again....

By choggie

choggie (http://history.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:29:19 -0700

Payback, I don't need a play by play, to say the things I do, I'm simply a non-partisan editorial entity, here to stir the collective unconsciousness of most of the bandwagon motherfuckers on this site......carry on, to number one......

Oh, I apologize, to jimmins, he's contributor extrordinairrrre, and should not feel the least bit alienated from my opinions....nor should, the least of these, my heatheren...