....and I dinna have to vote for any of his shit......
Congrats RS, a sillier of the sift!
Congrats RS, a sillier of the sift!
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Nah, just kidding. How else would I get to see a video of an old lady pooping her pants in a supermarket?
*unsticky
Congrats on the diamond, Rotty
...I don't know when to use a semicolon. Thank you San Diego City School District. Also, I'd like to take this time to give some more recognition where it is definitely due.
Those I'd like to thank for making this even more difficult:
- My bosses/coworkers for whom I have to minimize my window and act like I'm working.
- My girlfriend who always yells at me for being on the computer
- The price of gasoline that keeps on escalating, making it harder to pay the rent which houses my computer
- My 7 year old computer that has had seen more porn than the QC workers at Hustler and Penthouse combined.
- The police that arrested me at work for a pesky bench warrant and took me away from videosift for 2 days
- ant, who downvotes everything
Those I'd like to thank for making this possible:
- You, my loyal fans and friends. ::Crowd goes wild::
- My mother for half-assedly instilling a half-assed work ethic, yielding a net one quarter work ethic.
- The late kronosposeidon who curled up like a kitten when confronted with conflict, but who was always there to defend me, or any of you other knuckleheads when the siftmob turned against you
- swampgirl for being so polite about calling me out, yet making me feel only 10 inches tall (2 inches shorter than my penis)
- schmawy for being too nice to downvote anything I posted
- Everybody who has upvoted my dumb comments
- choggie and MINK who always drove me to try and submit higher quality videos until I realized that their standards were impossible.
- Bob Dole for planting all of those delicious pineapples I eat.
not impossible, just unpredictable.
*giant hook yanks dotdude off stage*
Nice!
stank you very much my friends. Because I've been here long enough, I think I can trust you all with a little secret about myself... ...I don't know when to use a semicolon.
By the way, your boyfriend says you definitely know how to use a semicolon... knowwuimseyn? knowwuimseyn?..
No? Nevermind-
You use a semicolon as you would use a period (not that kind, sicko), but where the two independent sentences are very closely tied to one another or the second is sort of a continuation/completion of the first. It is used in place of a comma conjunction ("and", "or", "but", et cetera).
It's just not clean form to use it very often, like more than once every several paragraphs in a term paper, for example.
I'd like to give you an example; this is the best one you'll get outta me.
Alternately, it is used to separate items in a list. For example, here are some random words: 1) bird; 2) poop; 3) car; 4) windshield.
Seriously though, that makes sense.
so, you owe me an ounce of weed.
which i'll split with fed, kulpims, and the rest of the stoners.
congrats!