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Man Installs SatelliteDish, Accidentally Kills Wife with Gun
Innocent? She married and bred with a man from Deepwater, Missouri. And if he tried to put a hole in his house with the gun, he'd probably done plenty of other things that should have sent alarms ringing in her ears.

"Buyer beware", I guess I could say.

>> ^gwiz665:
If he had accidentally shot himself it would be hilarious to me, but since he killed an innocent, it's just not cool. Not at all.

People who hurt themselves for stupidity is completely fair game; they're idiots who exist only to entertain me, but when people who had nothing to do with it are hurt, it is much less funny.

>> ^thinker247:
I don't know what all of you are crying about. This is fucking hilarious!






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All NASA wants to do is put their Sonic BOOM-BOOM in my living room. (Blog Entry by blankfist)
If that song has anything to do with shaking one's rump, I'm not clicking the link.

Edit: It was worse than I thought. You really are evil.

>> ^Ornthoron:
Your title reminded me of this song, so now I am forced to share it with you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdhWC6V6Q8

Yes, I am evil, I know.






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The Simpsons get an Apple Store!
Fjnbk beat you to it by just a few minutes.

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Simpsons-Parody-Apple


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There are so many things wrong in this situation
I want to hang out with these people and randomly set things on fire, just to watch them lose it.

Nomino, you've given us three fine EIA videos today. Good job.


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Man Installs SatelliteDish, Accidentally Kills Wife with Gun
I don't know what all of you are crying about. This is fucking hilarious!


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George Carlin - Bombing Brown People
I think QM is one of the "symbol-minded."


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Wal-Mart employee trampled to death
At least he wasn't laughing at homeless people.

>> ^blankfist:
>> ^NetRunner:

Did you just turn this tragedy into an anti-capitalism political talking point? I am officially amazed.






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She USED to be a lesbian, now look at her.
Of course this is Christianity. Jesus was a raving lunatic, just like these people.

>> ^thepinky:
This is not Christianity. People like this have ruined the name of Jesus Christ.



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A President who cares about the little guy
Since when was a command from Jesus voluntary?

>> ^BansheeX:
>> ^thinker247:
Of course! Jesus was a socialist, as we all know. Sell everything you own and give it to the poor? That is the KARL MARX type of communism! The neocons would tear his throat out.



First of all, neo-cons are bigtime socialists, that was sort of the problem. Second of all, voluntarily donating your own things to someone else is charity. Volunteering someone else's by force is socialism. And when 50% of a country's capital is distributed in that way, it's a huge problem. Learn the difference.









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KISS Shreds
Are you sure that wasn't actually KISS?


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Wal*Mart Fun Straws Are Just A Bit Too Fun
...and did the news station pay that guy to "investigate" this matter in three separate states?


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Wal*Mart Fun Straws Are Just A Bit Too Fun
I'm offended, because those straws are shaped like the space shuttle Challenger. How long must we be inundated with reminders of that terrible explosion? I AM OFFENDED! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I AM OFFENDED!


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How not to shoot a gun, incident #467
Is it wrong to think that every male owner of a gun is overcompensating for his manhood when he's carrying the largest rifle known to man?


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A President who cares about the little guy
Of course! Jesus was a socialist, as we all know. Sell everything you own and give it to the poor? That is the KARL MARX type of communism! The neocons would tear his throat out.

>> ^punisher:
>> ^thinker247:
The man's not even president yet, and already some here are saying, "He's evil and it doesn't matter that his family is handing food to homeless people! He's EVIL!"

Fucking get over yourselves.


I think that if Jesus Christ (or insert savior/God of your choice) came back for the 2nd coming and became President, there would be people here complaining about it....










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Stigmata - Lashing on the Subway
Ah, such a fantastic movie.

mmm...heretical.


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